TingooKIDS: After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at schoo... http://ow.ly/1kmUfo

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.
Shirley Jones
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TingooKIDS: Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Le... http://ow.ly/1jJoGS

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Lebowitz

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